paul

Our incredibly talented fearless leader, Paul has great hair, a great voice, and an okay personality. He's the one leading the charge at all times, and frankly needs a vacation.


katy

A sentient garbage can, Katy hates SquareSpace and would like to remind everyone that there's an easier way to do website things. Oh, also: Token Female Character.


dan

Dan is the grandfatherly NPC character meant to guide the MC down their destined path before being brutally killed off in a bid to manipulate your feelings in an attempt to garner undeserved sympathy and emotional attachment to a tenuously written story.


noah

Bad jokes and worse puns, Noah is the obligatory "Youth Culture Character" in literally every JRPG ever made. Maybe just with fewer zippers, though, so I guess he has that going for him.